hey mister where you headed?
are you in a hurry?
i need a lift to happy hour, say oh no!
do you brake for distilled spirits
i need a brake as well
the well that inebriates
to go 1,2,1,2,3,4
cold turkey's getting stale
tonight i'm eatin crow
fermented salmonella poison oak no
there's a drought at the fountain of youth
and i'm dehydrating
my tongue is swelling up, as say 1,2,1,2,3,4
troubled times you knowi cannot lie
i'm off the wagon and i'm hitchin' a ride
there's a drought at the fountain of youth
and i'm dehydrating
my tongue is swelling, i say shit!!